A trauma that rolled into the ER while I was down seeing the SEVEN MILLION CRAZY PEOPLE who came in tonight:
"20 y/o female. Resident of X Dorm. Heavily intoxicated, fell off bunk bed. Trauma Code Yellow. Arrived via EMS in stiff collar and secured to long hard spine board."
Welcome back to college, kids.
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I hope she was sent home with a script to sleep on the floor from now on!
Sweet... ;)
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