Dear Triangle Area Crazy People:
Please stop coming into our ER tonight. We have no more psych beds, and the doctors are tired and want to go to sleep. I've heard, though, that if you go to that other hospital (you know, the one down the street. They're a slightly darker shade of blue than we are) they have wide screen TVs in all the patient rooms and super comfy mattresses and gourmet food and they sing you to sleep at night.
No, really.
Think about it.
Why would anyone want to come here? Last year, one of Ruthie's patients kept finding lice in her bed. I mean, no one else could find the lice in her bed, and they kind of went away when we finally got her meds right, but really, why risk it?
Sincerely,
The Baby Blue Call Team
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