Report #1013...

Tonight, at approximately 8:25 pm, the primary resident of my house returned to find a package hanging on the front door. Further investigation revealed this package to be suspicious for a birthday present. On the front of this package was the following image:

Inside the package was this item:

(It's a bank. It's hysterical. It says, "Is wool your dirty little secret, too?" and on the side, there's a picture of a woman with a ball of yarn in her apron pocket, her knitting in one hand and a phone in the other, with the quotation, "I need a half gram of wool and quick! I'm starting to come down..." It also comes with a warning that sharing knitting needles may be hazardous to your health.)

The perpetrator left no signature, no trace evidence. Details of the crime indicate that this was not a random event - whomever left the package had clear knowledge of the target's habits and likely had an extensive profile of the target. Detailed tail-wag analysis reveals that Maggie may have been familiar with the person who left the package, but she has not yet given a statement. Tire track evidence at the scene indicate this may have been a walk-by gifting.

Several suspects are being considered at this time, and a particular person of interest is being questioned. However, the whereabouts of her and her accomplice are currently unknown. We appeal to you, please, if you have any information about this incident, come forward. We need your help so that appropriate action can be taken regarding this clearly premeditated act of awesomeness.

(Turns out my hunch was correct - it was Sparrow and Little Maxine. Thanks!! That rocks!!)